Wasn’t I allowed at least one nervous breakdown a year? Maybe next year Jon and I could pencil it into our calendar. Maybe we could post it in the church bulletin. It would read “ATTENTION: Our Dear Pastor’s wife is scheduling her annual nervous breakdown, so if you could avoid calling, texting, emailing, or whining in her direction for the next week between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., she would be most grateful. .Anna Aquino
About This Quote
To say that this is a fantastic quote, would be an understatement. First, it is brilliant in its language and its humor. Second, it captures the essence of why people love Jon and me so much. We are the best of friends who make each other laugh constantly.
Third, it gives everybody an idea of the essential role that marriage plays in our lives. I cannot imagine what life would be like if we did not have each other to help us take care of ourselves and one another through the ups and downs of life.
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